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VERSUS : THE STARS ARE INSANE - BACK ON LP

VERSUS The Stars Are Insane Deluxe Edition Vinyl L.P.

VERSUS The Stars Are Insane 32-Page Book

VERSUS The Stars Are Insane Enamel Pin

Teenbeat Embroidered Patch

Teenbeat Enamel Pin

UNCOMFORTABLE POLICE Egoslavia 6-song cassette

UNCOMFORTABLE POLICE Michelin Star Hardcore 15-song L.P.

Amateur on Plastic (Butch Willis film) — BLU-RAY / DVD / VHS

Teenbeat Phonographic Slip-mat

Teenbeat 7-inch 45 Adaptor - 2nd edition

JONNY COHEN Hamsters for Kerry {cassette}

EGGS The Government Administrator (Full Version) EP

hollAnd Trash Polka {7" EP}

AIR MIAMI Airplane logo {tee-shirt}

UNREST Imperial f.f.r.r. {LP re-issue}

AIR MIAMI Me. Me. Me. {2 x LP gatefold reissue}

UNREST UNREST Perfect Teeth 30th Anniversary {LP}

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FEATURED FILM

Trailer for the biopic film starring Butch Willis. Directed by Mark Robinson. Now on Blu Ray (with lots of extras and a new deluxe slipcase, VHS, and DVD here. Also streaming.

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SPOTLIGHT

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Ten hand-picked Teen-Beat numbers are displayed horizontally above. These items span the history of Teen-Beat and have been chosen to feature various aspects of Teen-Beat. They have been placed in chronological order from your left to your right.

We will choose ten different items [or "numbers"] every time the site is re-made/re-modeled; usually once every few months.

CURRENT ASSORTMENT

[Teen-Beat catalogue number listed first on the left.]

552 VERSUS Let's Electrify! {album}

538 Teenbeat {enamel pin}

555 PARTY MILK Wedding Hair {single}

568 UNREST Perfect Teeth {enamel pin}

564 Amateur on Plastic {VHS} {DVD} {rental}

579 THE JONNY COHEN LOVE MACHINE Clambake Fiasco {album}

72 UNREST {tee-shirt}

556 PARTY MILK Your Problem as a Mountain {album}

569 TUSCADERO Live at Tramps {album}

572 Death Records

CALENDAR

March 29
Austin, Texas
at Sunset Tavern
with The Wedding Present

March 30
Houston, Texas
at White Oak Music Hall
with The Wedding Present

March 31
New Orleans
at Gasa Gasa
with The Wedding Present

April 2
Atlanta
at The Earl
with The Wedding Present

April 3
Charlotte
at Amos Southend
with The Wedding Present

April 4
Durham
at Motorco
with The Wedding Present

April 6
Washington, DC
at Black Cat
with The Wedding Present

April 7
Brooklyn, NY
at Music Hall of Williamsburg
with The Wedding Present

April 8
Cambridge, MA
at The Sinclair
with The Wedding Present

April 10
Montreal
at Theatre Fairmont
with The Wedding Present

April 11
Toronto
at Lee's Place
with The Wedding Present

April 12
Cleveland
at The Grog Shop
with The Wedding Present

April 13
Grand Rapids
at Pyramid Scheme
with The Wedding Present

April 14
Chicago
at Lincoln Hall
with The Wedding Present

April 17
Milwaukee
at X-Ray Arcade
with The Wedding Present

April 18
Minneapolis
at The Cedar
with The Wedding Present

April 21
Denver
at Meow Wolf
with The Wedding Present

April 25
Vancouver
at Wise Hall
with The Wedding Present

April 26
Seattle
at Crocodile
with The Wedding Present

April 27
Portland, OR
at Mississippi Studios
with The Wedding Present

April 29
Sonoma, CA
at Gundlach Bundschu Winery
with The Wedding Present

April 30
San Francisco
at The Chapel
with The Wedding Present

May 2
Los Angeles
at Lodge Room
with The Wedding Present

May 3
Pioneertown, CA
at Pappy & Harriets
with The Wedding Present

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THIS IS TEEN-BEAT 450

FOURTEENTH EDITION

December 5, 2025.

ISSUE No.1

Versus
The Stars Are Insane {LP} {book} {enamel pin}

December 5, 2025.